Thursday, February 19, 2009

An Amazing Story

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.. His name was Kyle.

It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.

As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him.. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him.. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes.

My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks.. They really should get lives. '

He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!' There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.

I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.

We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes.

We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.

Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!" He just laughed and handed me half the books.

Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends.. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke. I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem.

He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation. I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.

Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous! Today was one of those days.

I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. ' Thanks,' he said.

As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began,

'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach....but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.'


I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home. He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile.

'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable..'

I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment. I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.

Never underestimate the power of your actions..

With one small gesture you can change a person's life.

For better or for worse.

God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way.

Look for God in others.

4 Years Old Calls 911

This is what happens when a 4 years old kid call 911. Tune up your speakers!!



Dog That Can Say "I Love You"

Desperate Students Exams Answers (Full Version)






























This is one of my favourite email :D




Wednesday, February 18, 2009

10 Stupid Questions For You To Answer

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends…

Stupid Question:-Hey, what are you doing here?

Answer:-Don’t u know, I sell tickets in black over here…

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2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…

Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?

Answer:-No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia…..why don’t you try again.

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3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…

Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people.

Answer:-Why? Would it rather have been you?

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4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter

Stupid Question:-Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala” dish good??

Answer:-No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

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5. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask….

Stupid Question:-Is the guy you’re marrying good?

Answer:-No,he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout…it’s just the money.

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6. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call…

Stupid Question:-Sorry. were you sleeping?

Answer:-No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping….you dumb witted moron.

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7. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair….

Stupid Question:-Hey have you had a haircut?

Answer:-No, its autumn and I’m shedding……

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8. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…

Stupid Question:-Tell me if it hurts?

Answer:-No it wont. It will just bleed.

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9. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks…

Stupid Question:-Oh, so you smoke.

Answer:-Gosh, it’s a miracle ……..it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!

Never Give Up!!

This clip really shows that you should never give up in anything!




Another Thing Which Is Caught In The Toilet

















Watch Out!!

NEVER Scold Your Female Employee!

Extreme Budget Cuts & New Office Policies

































Dress Code:

1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.

2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.

3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.

4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.


Sick Days:

We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work .

Personal Days: Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays.


Bereavement Leave:

This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend the funeral arrangements in your place. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

Bathroom Breaks:

Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin boa rd under the 'Chronic Offenders' category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy.

Lunch Break:

Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy. * Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. * Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.


Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

The Management














Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Dash Of Laughter


























Smile :D


Bila Si Suami Hantar Puisi Halus Kpd Isteri Utk Kahwin Lagi!

Isteriku ,

jika engkau bumi,akulah matahari.Aku akan menyinari mu kerana engkau mengharapkan sinaran dari ku..Ingatlah bahtera yg kita kayuh, begitu penuh riak gelombang.Aku pasti akan tetap menyinari bumi, hingga kadang-kadang bumi terasa akan silauan ku. Lantas aku ingat satu hal bahawa Tuhan mencipta bukan hanya bumi,malah ada planet lain yang juga mengharapkan sinaranku. Lalu......Relakanlah aku menyinari planet lain,menyampaikan faedah adanya aku, kerana sudah takdir Illahi sinaranku diperlukan diplanet lain...

*** Balasan Puisi sang isteri***

Suamiku,

andai kau memang mentari,sang surya yang memberi cahaya,aku merelakan engkau berikan sinaranmu kepada segala planet yangtelah TUHAN ciptakan kerana mereka juga seperti aku perlukan cahayamudan.... akupun juga tidak akan merasa kekurangan dengan sinaranmu...AKAN TETAPIIIIIIII. .Bila kau hanya sejengkal lilin yang berkekuatan 5 watt sahaja,jangan lah bermimpi untuk menyinari planet lain!!! Kerana bilik tidur kita yang kecil pun belum sanggup kau terangi.Lihatlah diri mu pada cermin kaca di sudut kamar kita,di tengah remang-remang pancaran cahaya mu yang telah aku mengerti...Cuba lihat siapa dirimu... MATAHARI atau lilin ?atau jangan-jangancuma mancis saja!!!!!please lah....!!!jangan la nak berangan!!

Great Jokes For A Break













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Signboard Outside A Prostitute ' s House:

Married MEN Not Allowed.
We Serve The Needy, Not The Greedy...
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Lady : Is this my train?

Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.

Lady : Don ' t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi .

Station Master : No Madam, I ' m afraid it ' s too heavy.

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A drunkard was brought to court.

Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.

The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order."

The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor, I ' ll have a scotch and soda."

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Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.

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Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?

Waiter : Can ' t you tell the difference by taste?

Customer : No, I can ' t.

Waiter : Then does it really matter ?
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Little Susie came running into the house after school one day,shouting,

"Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!"

"That ' s great, Sweetheart," said her daddy.

"Come in to the living room and tell me about it."

"Well," began the confession, "I got 50 in spelling, 30 in math ' s and 20 in science."

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Customer : Waiter, there ' s a dead beetle in my soup.

Waiter : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.

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Customer : Waiter, there ' s a fly in my soup.

Waiter : That ' s all right sir, he won ' t drink much.

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Waiter : I ' ve stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog ' s leg.

Customer : Don ' t tell me your problems. Give the menu card.

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Customer : Waiter, there ' s a fly swimming in my soup.

Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

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Customer : Waiter, what ' s the meaning of this fly in my tea up?

Waiter : I wouldn ' t know sir, I ' m a waiter, not a fortune teller.
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1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!

2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.

1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions .

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Man : How old is your father?

Boy : As old as me.

Man : How can that be?

Boy : He became a father only when I was born.

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Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.

Waiter : Funny? But then why aren ' t you laughing?

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Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?

Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time

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An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.
' My trouble is, ' he said, ' that I keep forgetting things. '

'How long has this been going on? ' asked the psychiatrist.

' How long has what been going on? ' said the man

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Girl : Do you love me?

Boy : Yes Dear.
Girl : Would you die for me?

Boy : No, mine is undying love.

No Understand English

An Asian lady married an American gentleman and they lived in Honolulu ...

The young lady was not very proficient in English, but managed to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy a leg of mutton. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with mutton legs.

The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast and got what she wanted.

The third day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...

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What were you thinking? Helloooooooooo, her husband speaks English!!

Never Let Your Mother In Law Design Your Invitations Card

It says it all!!







Master Certificate




Dear friends,




I'm happy to inform you guys that I have completed my MBA Degree. I apologize if most of you didn't know I was taking one. I didn't want to tell you guys for fear of word getting out and of embarrassment too.
I've actually been taking this course part time for almost 2 years now. I had to work hard very late at night and on weekends too. I'm just glad it's finally over.
I do however plan to pursue my studies further on this though. I have been accepted in Australia and am still thinking about it... Wish me luck.




Take care.







PS:- I've scanned my degree for you to see. Have to show off a bit la! :o)








When Not To Clean Your Glasses

Hahahahaha... >.<



Live Longer (For Men)




I don't know about this. It sounds so true -.-"